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The Cesspit

Revealing more than it says since 1995

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I once was a top rated DJ on Britians oldest commercial radio station. Then my life went downhill. The fame was lost, the admiring groupies, the encyclopedic knowledge about Carter and 1000 Yard Stare went. I am now but a shallow, bitter wreck of the man I once was. I moved to Sheffield to further myself, but then had to leave after an incident with a leather sofa. As all such rejects do, I moved to London, where I once again attempt to realise my dreams.

This almost worked, but I was sucked through a wormhole at the last moment, and sent to Victoria, Canada. I knew I should never have changed at Green Park...

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